A couple of cowardly thugs were trying to think of a way to get some safe and quick cash. So one of them suggested to the other that they break into the Amish general store. They thought that since the Amish were non violent, they couldn’t possibly get hurt in the heist.
Just as they were breaking into the cash register, the owner walked in and confronted them with a double barrel shotgun pointed right at them. The Amish store owner then said to them “I wouldn’t do ya any harm, but ye are standin right where I’m about to shoot”! BOOM!!!