Category Archives: Humor

A bit of Christian Humor

The Atheist and the Bear

An Atheist was taking a walk through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast… Read More »

Boring Preacher

I just couldn’t resist borrowing this one off the net: An older lady visited a church one day. The usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the stairs. “Where do you want to sit?” he politely asked. “On the front row, if you don’t mind.” she answered. “You really don’t want to… Read More »

Amen

Q: Why do they say ‘Amen’ at the end of a prayer instead of ‘Awomen’? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Die In The Service

One Sunday morning, a pastor noticed that little William was staring up at the large billboard in the foyer of the church. The billboard was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The boy had been staring at the billboard for some time, so the preacher walked up… Read More »

Hand Me The Broom

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about… Read More »

Little Peoples Prayers Work Too!

A very bright 6 year old told his dad that he’d like to have a baby brother! Dad” he said; “I’ll do whatever I can to help.” His dad, thought for a second and then said; “Son, if you pray every day for two months for a new baby brother, I believe God will give… Read More »

Amish Target Area

A couple of cowardly thugs were trying to think of a way to get some safe and quick cash. So one of them suggested to the other that they break into the Amish general store. They thought that since the Amish were non violent, they couldn’t possibly get hurt in the heist. Just as they… Read More »

Atheist Provisions

There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: ‘PRAISE THE LORD!’ One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he’d step onto his front porch after her and yell:… Read More »

How to Speak Parsonese

This page drove my spell checker crazy!!! A Ain’t = Is not. All Mighty = God the Father Alright = Okay, fine or well. B Brethren = Those fellow males who are Born Again Christians. Betcha = I’d stake my life on it. Born Again = Accepting the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal Savior.… Read More »

Life After Death

A boss asked one of his employees, “Do you believe in life after death?” “Yes, sir,” replied the new employee. “I thought you would,” said the boss. “Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you!”